Friday, 5 August 2016

Love in The Fast Lane

Are you over 75, single and looking for love?  Are you interested in finding that love online?  Well, I may be the right person to talk to.  For a woman my age I know way more about seniors online dating that I should have to.  And let me tell you, there is far more going on there than you can imagine.
When my mother, June (hi Mom!) was widowed seven years ago at the age of 80, she was devastated to find herself left alone when she had counted on my father to outlive her. He was eight years her senior so the odds weren’t with her plan but she had invested in magical thinking that she would die first. Fast forward a year and she could see that there was no going back, only moving forward, so she decided to try and find a new mate and online dating seemed the way to go.  June was, and still is, healthy, active and attractive and had enough money to take care of herself.  In short, a catch.  New photos were taken of her and I was recruited to write up a bio.                                              
                                                    My beautiful mother, June

An overly lengthy bio was written by yours truly (more about that later) and okayed by June.  Up went her profile and her preferences in a man.  It became apparent mighty fast that 80 year old men thought themselves a good match for a 55 year old woman. Their parameters for age seemed to be 55-79 so we decided that June needed to lie about her age. We quickly made her 79.  Who would we be hurting? I mean, really?  Women I know who are 55 and looking for love online are running into the flip side of the same problem, 75 year old men want to date them and the women are not interested. Women are a bit more realistic about the age thing, most 55 year old women would set their parameters at 50-65, not 30 -55 but hey, that’s life.
There are just as many seniors that post out-of-date pictures of themselves as people in other age categories do.  We saw pictures of men in tank tops looking manly, men standing in front of boats or RV’s, hooked up to oxygen tanks, one gent posted a picture of himself ironing…in a tank top. There was one nude shot of a young man proudly displaying his erection that managed to get by the filters but I deleted it before my mom saw it so his dream of having an older woman’s eyes on him was dashed. Poor guy.  So many times the men my mom met were so much older and frailer than their pictures that when my aunt was concerned about the dangers of my mother going off alone to meet a strange man for coffee or a meal, June scoffed at her and said, “ for god’s sakes, I could kick them over and make a run for it any time. There’s no danger!”  My mom is pretty fearless …and in pretty good shape.

Through it all my mom was a good sport, telling anyone who would listen about her escapades and laughing at herself. In the end she did meet a man, a couple of years younger than herself with whom she had a relationship for two years. The never lived together but spent a great deal of with each other. He died, unfortunately, but that is the downside of dating over 80. Everything is accelerated, the dating phase is brief, the commitment quick and it can be over in the time it takes a younger person to decide if they really are in love. There literally is no time to waste.
After the death of her man-friend (you just can’t say boyfriend about an 80 year old man) my mom picked herself up quite quickly and wanted back on the dating websites. The clock of life was ticking. This time around though she was more in control.  “Just put in a nice current picture of me and say how many kids I have, the men don’t care about anything else”, she told me. Okay then, so men don’t change much as they get older.  I complied with the directives and within a couple of months my mother had met a very nice man.  A few months later they were living together and are still together several years later.  Happy ending.

                                  June and Frank in September, 2015

The whole experience has been very illuminating.  I know the odds are that I may end up alone, outliving my spouse.  For some the release from marriage is a blessing, for others it’s a lonely place.  My mother is brave and forthright, clear in what she wants and she got it. Forging a new relationship after 60 years of marriage is not easy, its takes effort and compromise and fearlessness.  So if you are out there, trying online dating and not getting the results you want just think about June.  The ratio of men to women over the age of 75 is pretty unbalanced.  The odds were against her but she managed to find someone not once, but twice.  Despite the grey hair, the glasses and the wrinkles the actors in this play are all the same as their younger counterparts with one exception, they feel the passing of time.  Intensely.  Relationships are appreciated, not expected to be perfect and taken one day at time.  Today could be all they have. We would all be wise to carry that in our hearts.  Get on with it.


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